Dear Sir,

Thank God that the Personal Glassware Gazette is back in circulation! Several members of staff here at Globe, Robin and Androgyne have become suicidal at the loss of their only intellectually compatible reading matter. I myself have been so jaded without your organ that, whilst enjoying coitus with my husband recently, I inadvertently let go of the bicycle pump which caused the marrow to crush the hamster and resulted in my having a nasty fall down a flight of stairs!

Yours Faithfully,

Juliet Antrobus Wimshurst.