Dear Sir,

May I congratulate the editorial staff of the PGG on the production of an excellent quality journal! Many people in my office were forced to take their lower garments to the local launderette after reading it! I dare say that the occasional humourless tick will cavil at the general tenor but I urge you to ignore them! Long live a free press!

Yours Faithfully,

A.C. "Minty" Skatole